A Pennsylvania man has been arrested for public drunkenness after he attempted to resuscitate a dead opossum on the side of a highway about an hour outside of Pittsburgh.
According to eyewitnesses, the man, 55 year old Donald Wolfe, was seen trying to revive the long dead opossum by mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Police stepped in and realized that Wolfe was intoxicated and charged him with public drunkenness.

The police are probably pretty happy that this man was drunk. If he wasn't drunk, what would they charge him with? Is there a crime with making out with a dead opossum? This story takes place near Punxsutawney. Maybe he thought he was trying to save Punxsutawney Phil.

He will probably claim in court that he was was a hero who acted with bravery in a time of despair. I just hope that in his mind he believed he was saving a beautiful girl, and not a dead, flattened, marsupial.

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