If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again, unless it is on live television and you face plant, twice. Even the news lady tries to avoid the situation by waling away and talking about the design of the yard when the girl is still laying face first on the ground. I can only imagine what she will have to put up with from all her friends and classmates. I wish she tried a third time.
This guy has it all wrong. Escalators are for standing or walking down, not for flying over. This is quite possibly the worst face plant I have ever seen, and at the same time, one of the best.