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Somali Pirates Involved In Attack On U.S. Navy Ship

Posted on April 01, 2010 11:45 AM
Tags : Navy | Pirates | South Park
A group of five Somali pirates have been taken into custody after a skirmish with a U.S. Navy Ship off the coast of Africa
According to a U.S. Sixth Fleet statement, five Somali pirates in a small boat began firing at the USS Nicholas off the coast of Seychelles, an island nation north of Madagascar in Indian Ocean.
Somali Pirates Involved In Attack On U.S. Navy Ship
The U.S. Navy ship began pursuit and returned fire, which eventually disabled and sunk the small boat. Ammunition and fuel was found on the small boat.

Five Somali pirates were taken into custody on board the USS Nicholas where they will most likely be tried for piracy in a Kenyan court.

I don't get why there is all this fear of pirates in the oceans around Africa when they are stupid enough to attempt to attack a U.S. Navy warship with a dingy and a few guns. You would think that one of the pirates would say, hey we are in a small little boat and the ship we want to attack has missiles and powerful guns.

Even Eric Cartman knows that the Somali Pirates are a disgrace with beat up boats and water in Dixie cups. Somalian pirates we!



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Gingers Do Have Souls

Posted on March 29, 2010 11:03 AM
Tags : Coppercab | Gingers | South Park
Meet CopperCab, a ginger that does not like to be called a ginger. He wants to tell the world that gingers do have souls.
I have read that his real name is Michael and he is 18 years old.

The term ginger, a person with red hair, has been popularized through an episode of South Park. On this episode, it is explained that gingers do not have souls, which is of course true. It has also been revealed that there will be another episode about CopperCab and gingers on this season of South Park. There has been a short clip of the episode released which shows Eric Cartman mocking this CopperCab video. I can't wait for the episode, which is going to be amazing and hopefully make CopperCab more upset and cause him to release more videos.

It appears that because of this episode of South Park, everyone at school is now calling CopperCab a fat ginger with no soul. He goes to church, he is a Christian, we don't know him, we aren't God. It pisses him off and he is tired of it. Everyday someone calls him a ginger and puts him down.

I think the best part of his video, other than when he screams, is the part where he claims that black people, white people, and Mexicans get respect and gingers do not. I find his reasoning hilarious and makes me start to like him, even though he is a ginger.

He is ginger and proud, but you still don't have a soul.



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